My house
Edited by me due it's large inaccuracies.
Your home is a
Magnate's Manor
Your kitchen is someplace you neveralways go, because you "have people for that" love cooking. There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your stupid wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special editions of Rich Dad, Poor Dad with the parts you ghost-authored highlightedRex Stout's Nero Wolfe collection. One of your garages holds your collection of ferrarisvintage cars, and is measured in acreage.
Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servantsan artist's studio. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanistsbeautiful lady gardener with a penchant for scotch on the rocks.